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WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN!

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<LI>One mood, all the time...</LI>
<LI>Same work...more pay...</LI>
<LI>Phone conversations last 30 seconds...</LI>
<LI>You know useful stuff about tanks and aeroplanes...</LI>
<LI>A 5-day holiday requires only one suitcase...</LI>
<LI>Bathroom queues are 80% shorter...</LI>
<LI>You can open all your own jars...</LI>
<LI>You don�t need a partners bank statement to get turned on!</LI>
<LI>Old friends don't give you a bad time if you've lost or gained weight...</LI>
<LI>When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying...</LI>
<LI>You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere you go...</LI>
<LI>You can go to the bathroom alone...</LI>
<LI>Your last name stays put...</LI>
<LI>You can jog without banging your chin!</LI>
<LI>You can swim to deeper depths�</LI>
<LI>You can leave a hotel room bed unmade...</LI>
<LI>The garage is all yours...</LI>
<LI>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness...</LI>
<LI>You never have to clean the toilet...</LI>
<LI>You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes...</LI>
<LI>Wedding plans take care of themselves...</LI>
<LI>If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend...</LI>
<LI>None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry...</LI>
<LI>You don't have to shave below your neck...</LI>
<LI>You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy every night...</LI>
<LI>If you're 28 and single, no one notices...</LI>
<LI>You can chat on the internet without getting sexual invitations</LI>
<LI>Chocolate is just another snack...</LI>
<LI>You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat...</LI>
<LI>Duct tape fixes everything...</LI>
<LI>You never have to worry about other's feelings...</LI>
<LI>Three pair of shoes are more than enough...</LI>
<LI>You can say anything and not worry about what people think...</LI>
<LI>You don�t have a "stink bridge!"</LI>
<LI>Car mechanics tell you the truth...</LI>
<LI>You don't give a toss if someone doesn't notice your new haircut...</LI>
<LI>You can watch something in silence for hours without your pal thinking, "He must be mad at me..."</LI>
<LI>You can admire a celebrity without having to starve yourself to look like him...</LI>
<LI>Grey hair and wrinkles add character...</LI>
<LI>Wedding dress �2000, Suit rental �100 quid..!</LI>
<LI>You don't care if someone is talking behind your back...</LI>
<LI>If you retain water, it is in a canteen...</LI>
<LI>The remote is yours and yours alone...</LI>
<LI>You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you go to the bathroom...</LI>
<LI>If you don't call your mate when you said you would, he won't tell your friends you've changed...</LI>
<LI>If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies...</LI>
<LI>The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected...</LI>
<LI>If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room...</LI>
<LI>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet...</LI></UL>